![]() Yeeun: Problems? Didn't I say it must be handed in today! HSU: Oh no! The design team encountered some problems. Seung-un, is the company logo design that's due for today done yet? Yeeun: Chung Sang-hun, where did you learn the abacus?ĬSH: Actually, I'm Teacher 居山金藩东's 36th-generation descendant! (Audience laughs.) It's no big deal, do carry on with your work. JIR: Wow, that's awesome! The abacus is simply magical! Can you check if the lump sum is indeed 375,754,250.36 won? It's correct? (to Yeeun) He said it's correct! Yes, yes. KJH: (phones) Hello, this is Kim Jyun-hyeon from just now. Yeeun: If so, then let's phone them back! The lump sum is 375,754,250.36 won!ĬSH: The abacus is never wrong. JIR: We need at least an hour to tally the data.ĬSH (counts with his abacus) 3-7-6-5. If the correct numbers aren't sorted out in 10 minutes, it will be referred to the internal ombudsman. The account books we sent over last time are stored in the warehouse. (He answers ringing phone.) What? Accounting got the lump sum wrong? Impossible, you can't rush us so fast. HJS: Grandpa, you can't use that in the office. (HJS takes out his prescription bottle.) Oh, I have medicine too. Audience laughs.) A must-have notebook. (HJS takes out a laptop.) Oh, I have too. (KJH goes to her.) What's going on? What's with that intern? (They discuss.)ĬSH: Time to prepare for work. ![]() (Shows them to their desks.) You interns shall sit here. Is that alright with you?ĬSH: CEO, I am richly experienced at my age. Yeeun: Our company is very particular about youthfulness. (Audience laughs.) Friends with the 44th-year class. (bows)ĬSH: I am a 45th-year undergraduate. I am new intern Han Jae-seok.ĬSH: How do you do. ![]() (to Yeeun) CEO, these are the new interns who are working with us. (10) INTERN skit - Starring Chung Sang-hun (CSH), Yeeun, Kim Jyun-hyeon (KJH), Han Jae-seok (HJS), Jang I-rang (JIR), Lee Se-young (LSY), Hwang Seung-un (HSU), Lee Hae-woo (LHW). LHW: What did you say? (They start fighting.) Sunmi: (scolds) Why do you guys have to show up now? Really! Sunmi: (exasperated) I already said this is my first time! How come you're so experienced? (Audience laughs.) You said this is your first time! I believed you, it's my first time too! It's humiliating, but I still wanna bite. SDY tries to minimize the skinship, then backs off.) Wait a minute. Sunmi: (offers the front of her neck.) Quickly. SDY: This is really your first time? (Audience laughs.) My husband was sick, that's why I know such stuff. SDY: But it's my first time! (Audience laughs.) SDY: (suspicious) What? Didn't tell me this is your first time? (Audience laughs.) This isn't your first time! It's not your first time. (Audience laughs.) Bite now & the blood shall burst forth. Audience laughs.) My blood's palpitating now. Sunmi: (slaps her neck like a pro - spoofing JY Park? lol. I don't know where to bite. Bite where? Can't see the artery. He leans in, but falters again.) This is my first time. SDY: This is really your first time? (Audience laughs. This is really my first time! Don't hesitate anymore. Didn't you say this is your first time? You told me it's your first time! But you have a bite mark here. Sunmi: (offers the back of her neck) Bite me quickly. SDY: You wanna be my first woman? (Audience laughs.) But I have no experience at all. Sunmi: That's even better! When you bite, I wanna be your first woman. It's a little sheepish & shameful, but I have no experience at all. I may be a vampire but after joining the priesthood long ago, I haven't bitten anyone since. You want me to turn you into a vampire too? Sunmi: I beg you, help me break away from this nauseous place! I beg you. Sunmi: (sits down) I already know your secret. SDY wants to bite her as she leans forth & back.) (to Sunmi) Hey, what are you doing? Come tidy up the table! So dismal. KYM: Priest, are you okay? Not eating that banana? SDY is mesmerized & squashes the banana in his hand.) (Sunmi walks to one side, sits, & begins to wipe the floor sexily with her feet, spoofing the 24 Hours MV. (to SDY) She's so dismal, it's driving me crazy. KYM: (to Sunmi) Hey, go clean up over there. SDY: Some priests do, but I personally don't. SDY (leers at Sunmi) *heartthump* "heartthump* KYM: (scolds Sunmi) Hey, the priest's here. You pooped your pants during 3rd year of junior high, & your friends mocked you. I wanna be bit by him so much, so as to break away from this loathsome world. Sunmi: (voiceover) Actually, I know that he's a vampire. SDY: (voiceover) Nobody knows that I'm actually a vampire, but I have conquered my hideous inner lust. (6) BAT skit - starring Shin Dong-yup (SDY), Sunmi, Kang Yu-mi (KYM), Kwon Hyeok-su (KHS), Lee Hae-woo (LHW), Kim Du-young (KDY), Kim Jyun-hyeon (KJH).
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